OK, for the last and final time, Zurich and StPaul-Travelers are not merging, one is not acquiring the other, there are no due diligence conversations going on, books have not been exchanged, and whatever else I can say to convince the rumour hounds that this one has no basis in fact.

Could they merge at some point in the future? Perhaps. But there are no substantive discussions going on today, and there would be if the two companies were thinking about doing a deal.

How do I know? And do I know with 100% certainty? No to the latter, but 95% yes. As to sources, colleagues in both organizations have been denying this for months, and StPaul-Travelers went so far as to issue a denial. And a pretty firm one at that.

Sheesh. I wonder if Oliver Stone is behind all this nonsense...